Advice for spammers

[kate_schaefer]

When trying to tempt random people to open the spam you send out by suggesting that you might be a long-lost friend, use "Mary" or "Jennifer" or "David" as the fake name, not "Potteiger F. Crysta".

Potteiger F. Crysta wouldn't even be a good name for a Groucho Marx character. Dude.

Comments

[kate-schaefer.livejournal.com]

Randy, your pants are so completely on fire.

[randy-byers.livejournal.com]

And here I thought it was just the hot weather.