Advice for spammers

[kate_schaefer]

When trying to tempt random people to open the spam you send out by suggesting that you might be a long-lost friend, use "Mary" or "Jennifer" or "David" as the fake name, not "Potteiger F. Crysta".

Potteiger F. Crysta wouldn't even be a good name for a Groucho Marx character. Dude.

Comments

[bedii.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Maybe a little more believable than A. Pismo Clam, maybe a little less than Mahatma Kane Jeeves...

[kate-schaefer.livejournal.com]

I must admit that you're precisely right in positioning Potteiger F. Crysta between A. Pismo Clam and Mahatma Kane Jeeves in believability.

Waldorf T. Beagle, anyone?

[bedii.livejournal.com]

Only if Hugo Z. Hackenbush is unavailable.